AISubs v3.7
- Miyamoto! - Miyamoto!
- Fushimiya! - How old are you this year?
- 26. - 26, huh?
- Some people get married and have kids, right? - True.
Some people get married and have kids, but we don't.
You do! Don't you have friends?!
You don't?!
- Some people get married and have kids, right? - Yeah.
- But in order to have kids... - Yeah?
- There's something you have to do! - Huh? What was it again?
- You have to make someone you like? - Oh, that's important too.
- Getting married? - Getting married is important too.
- Is it like kissing and then throwing up? - That's not it!
- Love! - Ahhhh!
- This is serious! - You're smart.
- What's up with sex? - You're doing it all over again!
- This is bad. - The kids are already frozen.
- Some people get married and have kids, right? - Yeah.
- We're the ones who give birth, right? - Yeah, that's usually the case.
- But if that woman is dead... - It happens sometimes, doesn't it?
- Yeah, sometimes we talk about infertility and stuff like that. - Yeah, yeah.
- Like, is there really such a woman out there? - Yeah.
- Do you talk about it with people who are worried about it? - Yeah, we do.
- But if you get married and say, "This is how I used to be"...
- You'll end up with a married couple. - Ah, I see.
- If you know about it, you can make countermeasures. - Yeah.
- Like, "Oh, I'm not a woman, but it's fine." - Or like, "Do you want me to take you to the hospital?"
- You can do that if you're not a zero. - Did you just say "soap" in the play?
- No, I didn't say "soap", I said "soap". - Hahaha!
- So, as I was walking around the pharmacy, I found a kit. - Yeah, you're walking around the pharmacy.
- It's called "seum", and you can self-check your sperm. - I see.
- It's something you can measure your movement rate and stuff like that. - Yeah, you can measure your sperm's brain temperature and movement rate...
- And you can compare it to the limit set by the WHO. - If you don't have a lot of sperm, it's hard to identify it naturally, right?
- That's how it works. - I see, I see.
- So, with this, the four of us... Wait, sperm... - Hahaha!
- You're laughing! - I'm not laughing!
- It's hard to watch, isn't it? - This is a serious video, right? - Yeah, it's serious.
- First of all, product introduction! - Yeah.
- First of all, let's check whether or not your sperm's exercise rate is high or not, or whether or not it exceeds the WHO's limit criteria.
- But what if it turns out that it's not true? - I'd like to make a big joke about it in a video, but I can't do that either.
- It's a simple kit, so there's no diagnosis like a hospital, so you'd better go to the hospital again. - Oh, I see.
- Yeah, so it's a good video today. - It's a good video today.
- So what are we going to do? - Well...
- We're going to release our sperms. - Oh, you're going to collect sperm.
- We're going to collect. - How are you going to collect?
- You know, you're doing it all night. - Huh? What do you mean?
- Watch out for yourself at night! What are you going to do in the morning and afternoon?
- We do it in the morning and afternoon! - You're doing it in the morning and afternoon!
- You're doing it in a business hotel. - I see.
- Then, are you going to do it by car or by boat? - I'd like to take the Shinkansen.
- You'd like to do it in the bathroom, wouldn't you? - I'd like to do it in the Shinkansen bathroom.
- Don't mix it up. - I know.
Put the liquid into a reusable cup.
Leave it for 30 minutes.
When the liquid is liquidized, turn the cup often.
- Mix it so that air doesn't get in. - I see.
Go to your own room.
- Go to your own room and collect the liquid. - Collect it and come back.
- I'm not good at this. - You're not good at it.
Yesterday, when we decided our shooting schedule,
Ryo-kun said, "Since we're filming this video today,"
- "we can't talk too much." - About 9 o'clock?
- You said about 9 o'clock last night. - Yeah.
- That's too late. - Too late.
- It depends on the timing. - That's too late.
- Let's collect the liquid. - Okay.
- Let's go. - Okay.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Phew... - Phew...
- It stinks. - Ah!
- Your liquid stinks. - Your liquid stinks.
- We've collected it. - We've collected it.
- How is it? - There's someone around us.
I can't believe that it has been working for 15 minutes.
I had fun laughing.
But if you wait 15 minutes and make it work and smoothen it out, it looks relatively condition.
Yes, it does.
Everyone, number three...
Don't catch up with yourself.
Stir the cup well and mix the genitals slowly.
But it looks smooth.
It looks like a doctor's room.
Then number four...
You put genitals in a lens.
From Shibayu-san.
Well, actually, it's like an insert, isn't it?
Then we set up the lights and start shooting.
- Here we go. - Yes.
One, two...
Go!
Oh, I see.
- Oh, there it is! - There it is!
- There it is!
A little more, a little more, a little more.
- Oh! - What is it?
- Oh! - Is it there?
- Oh! - Oh!
Wow!
- It's there, it's there, it's there! - Wow!
- What is it?
- You're really good at this! - Let's measure it.
- Yes, I'll measure it. - Yes.
Oh, it's measuring, it's measuring, it's measuring.
- Oh, it's a range kept. - Oh, I see.
- It's only once. - It looks like it's measuring.
- Oh, it's fast. - It's fast.
There are individual differences, so it may change depending on the day.
- Here we go! - Yes!
One, two...
Pump...
- Density 39.6. - Yes.
- Isn't the exercise rate 93.8 amazing? - Oh, oh, oh.
I don't know, though.
- Let's compare the human population. - Compare it based on the number of people.
- I'll compare it. - Yes.
Pump...
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's totally different! - It's totally different!
It's completely different!
(Clapping)
- Genki! - Congratulations!
- That's a good result! - That's awesome!
- There was an excellent man. - Wow!
- That was great. - That was great.
- That's good.
- Well, that's how it is in Shimanyu. - It's about 2.5 times stronger.
- Isn't the sexual desire too strong? - It's not the desire.
(Laughter)
- It's not the desire. - Oh?
- Isn't it bad? - How is it?
- It's moving. - It's moving.
- Oh, there it is! - There it is.
- I'm glad. - It looks like a corpse.
- Genki is really energetic. - Yeah.
- I hope he manages it. - Yeah.
- There's one charismatic person. - Yeah.
I'm going to measure this.
- Well, I finished mine, too. - Okay, I'm going to do mine, too.
- Oh, it's coming pretty quickly. - Oh, it's fast.
- Oh, I'm scared! - Please push it!
- Okay, can I push it for a second? - This is my next result...
- Oh, no! - What?!
- What?!
- Your brain temperature is 7.4 and you exercise 33.35. - Okay.
I've had enough of your life!
Let's go or we'll have married.
Until we go home, we'll have to figure it out ourselves.
It depends on the weather.
Yeah, it also depends on how we're going to film it.
I want to buy it and film it again, so I'm relieved.
There's one more left.
Can you take it home?
I see, so that's how much we're going to spend.
It was a scary video all of a sudden.
I'm scared.
I'm the only one who can't do this.
So, I'll do it at home and make it really high.
If it doesn't work out, I'll do it in secret.
Next, I'll go.
Why is Tetsuya's spirit so high?
Tetsuya, you have a lot of them.
Isn't it green?
It's not my favorite color.
Tetsuya's poo is green.
Ah, there it is.
Is it this one?
It's not much poo.
Is it okay?
No, it's not okay.
I'm scared.
It's okay, it's okay.
Can I redo it?
Even if you don't sacrifice it, it won't grow up.
No, that's right.
Why doesn't it grow up if it doesn't exist?
Yes, I sent it.
Well, I'm waiting for the results.
If you make a mistake in the way you do it, it can be an error.
This box is also quite easy to buy.
It's easy to buy.
At first glance, it looks like an amethyst light.
I'm nervous.
I'm going to sacrifice it.
Sacrifice it.
Oh, I'm finally here.
I'm really nervous. It's like a luxury announcement.
A warrior's luxury announcement.
Here you go.
What?
It's okay, it's okay.
What? Is there such an individual value?
No, it's not.
The strong ones are killing each other.
The concentration is too high.
Oh, you mean milk?
I'm getting too excited.
Okay, let's go to the hospital.
Me too.
I'm getting too excited.
I'm pretty energetic, though.
It's like a child's cry.
It's like a giant's cry.
It's hard for me to do it naturally.
No way!
If you don't have this guy's exercise rate, you can't cover my exercise rate.
Go as far as you can!
Take this!
It didn't come out at all.
Wow!
It's like it's shining in the waves.
The strategy worked!
Well, Mr. Imemaru.
Please!
Oh!
It's good!
It's a great strategy!
I feel relieved.
We can rest assured of this.
Yes.
Then we will say goodbye here.
Thank you for your hard work.
Then I will tighten it with a life and death correction set.
Yes, please put only rubber bands on it.
With this very serious video, we were able to see everyone's life and death exercise rate.
We were able to feel the mystery of life and death.
We are doing it, so it feels like we are making a joke, but it's a good thing, isn't it?
I was serious.
I'm interested in it.
Then, men should use this and talk about their life and death exercise rate.
Bye bye!